slamdance


Dark and funny but always obnoxious

Age 34 From Ottawa, Ontario Online 2 days ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name James
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm very tall I enjoy ppl watching and making my own commentary while doing so. I like to bike alot and dumpster dive and I have a golden horseshoe up my ass.
  • Sign Scorpio
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Muscular
  • My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Chest
  • Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
More about him
  • What is your favorite band? System of a down
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some High School
  • My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
  • My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
  • My Job Title Is Crane operator
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Passiveness
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate

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