Working on my backwards walk!
Age 49 From Austin, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- First name JOE BOB
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I hold the most consecutive wins at paper, rock, scissors against lesbians!
- Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Native American
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other, Wouldn't Even Think About It
- My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
More about him
- What genre of music do you enjoy most? Post-Punk
- What is your favorite band? Frightened rabbit
- Who is your favorite writer? Cormac McCarthy
- Who is your favorite character from literature? The kid from blood meridian
- What is the best site about Goth culture? When they fart darkness
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Manufacturing / Distribution
- My Job Title Is H.M.F.I.C.
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Cooking, Exercising, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Travel, Tv, Volunteering
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Going out to eat, and if she treats the staff like they are scum… date if f-ing over! If she treats them as if she’s served time in a restaurant over tiips. Prebusses the table covers a shift for a waiter that is too hungover to function. I’ll take her anywhere she wants to pedal!
- I've Always Wanted To Try I’m good, was a heroin addict, ain’t nothing new trying that will beat that feeling!
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is Is to hurry this ride up! I’m done, not in a self harming way, but I’m satisfied with the life that I lived!
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Adult, I Don't Like Movies
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Country, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music
- When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, News, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
- My Idea Of Fun Is Someone in the group ain’t gonna think that!
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? Free stuff on the curb, if you don’t think it’s treasure by by
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter
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