farmlife4130


Working on my backwards walk!

Age 49 From Austin, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name JOE BOB
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I hold the most consecutive wins at paper, rock, scissors against lesbians!
  • Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Native American
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other, Wouldn't Even Think About It
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog
  • Willing To Relocate No
More about him
  • What genre of music do you enjoy most? Post-Punk
  • What is your favorite band? Frightened rabbit
  • Who is your favorite writer? Cormac McCarthy
  • Who is your favorite character from literature? The kid from blood meridian
  • What is the best site about Goth culture? When they fart darkness
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
  • My Speciality Is Manufacturing / Distribution
  • My Job Title Is H.M.F.I.C.
  • I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Cooking, Exercising, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Travel, Tv, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Going out to eat, and if she treats the staff like they are scum… date if f-ing over! If she treats them as if she’s served time in a restaurant over tiips. Prebusses the table covers a shift for a waiter that is too hungover to function. I’ll take her anywhere she wants to pedal!
  • I've Always Wanted To Try I’m good, was a heroin addict, ain’t nothing new trying that will beat that feeling!
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is Is to hurry this ride up! I’m done, not in a self harming way, but I’m satisfied with the life that I lived!
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Adult, I Don't Like Movies
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Country, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music
  • When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Biography, Classic, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, News, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Someone in the group ain’t gonna think that!
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Free stuff on the curb, if you don’t think it’s treasure by by
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter

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