Asked God for signs, got Sauerkraut.
Age 36 From Inglewood, California Online 2 days ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- First name Volker
- I Can Speak English, Spanish, Italian, German, Other
- I Would Describe Myself As I lead a punk band called Helga and the Existential Croutons. Our debut album, “Screaming in Lederhosen,” drops soon. We only perform in abandoned castles and DMV waiting rooms.
- Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
- My Best Feature Is Butt
- Body Art Inked All Over, Scarred, Other
- My Hair Is Dark Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog, I Own A Farm
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is University Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
- My Job Title Is Certified Nap Coordinator and Crisis Dan
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
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